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💉♂️ - 2/27/23
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dommeunist:

tooies:

microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

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tags written by microwave mimic. “oh just reach in the moment the food is 1 second from ready. yeah your whole arm.”

reddragdiva:

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by @spavel.bsky.social

baoaday:

I um…uh…excuse me?

slab-o-meat:

trashboat:

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

he is one

spunchthegoblin:

spunchthegoblin:

disco elysium fanfiction is great because its either “kim and harry must uncover a series of increasingly complex murders while the city of Revachol waits for the revolution with bated breath” or “harry discovers he’s into piss and begs everyone in the precinct to use him as a urinal” and really both are equally plausible. perhaps in the same universe, even

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im sorry @brutalismgirl but i conjured that prompt from my own beautiful mind

tereesz-machejek:

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here’s a drawing, take it.

skalover-69:

nendocris:

nendocris:

Wait, Wind Waker Ganondorf’s dual blades had the Twinrovas’ name inscribed to them?

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No way, he was a mama’s boy

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Anonymous whispered:

What is your favourite small, painfully human gesture?

soracities:

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and also if we can just:

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girlwyrm:

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smoking cigarettes and drinking a six pack of these in the alley behind the pets store

internetwesley:

internetwesley:

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don’t worry about it lol

suresne:

i feel like we as a fandom don’t talk enough about how harry got caught jerking it in a locker room pre-amnesia

like…how does that not immediately put to bed any murmurings about him being straight. seeing sweaty naked dudes got him hot and bothered enough to need to take care of a Situation on the spot.

meanwhile, he’s thinking “this doesn’t make me gay, does it? nah, definitely not”

turnipwine:

turnipwine:

it’s weird if fat people don’t exist in your art

i want to say that this isn’t an attempt to guilt you into learning. i don’t want you to disingenuously draw fat bodies because i made you feel bullied, or because you want some sort of online clout. i’m tired of begging other artists to do something they obviously don’t want to do, so i’m not begging. i’m stating what i think of you and your work. no matter your skill, no matter your presence: it’s weird if fat people don’t exist in your art